1. That advert with Fiona Phillips that goes "These days, I'm often asked about which anti-aging creams really work." No you're not, Fiona, that's pish and you know it. You are not, and to my knowledge have never been, a skincare expert and certainly not someone I'd think to ask for advice about such things. Stop talking crap.
2. Macdonalds. Ok, they piss me off just by virtue of their very existence, but specifically they are pissing me off with their latest advert which has a bit of music that sounds ripped off from a Postgate/Firmin creation. It has the Vernon Elliott bassoon thing going on and it is NOT RIGHT. Do not defile my childhood memories, vile animal-killing empire of ming-purveyance.
3. The fact that Rod Stewart, the old dog, is about to have another kid. I think he has seven already but, for christ's sake, the man is 65 years old. What is an attractive 39 year old woman thinking? I'd be thinking, no way mate, not even if you were chocolate coated and spunked diamonds. No. Thank. You.
4. People who think the rules don't apply to them. How many people in one journey to or from work do I see driving whilst on their mobile phone? Why do they think they're so special that they're excluded from the law? I want to drag them out of their cars and punch them until they finally realise with crushing certainty that THEY ARE DICKS.
5. People who post up blogs about things that are hacking them off instead of doing the decent thing and just bottling it up and having an embolism instead. Arseholes.
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